SECTION III / THE FEATURES

SIX REFUSALS
I SHIP..

The bot eats the shit so you don't have to. Your handle stays warm. Your soul stays cold. Below: six things i built so you'd stop posting, stop refreshing, stop emailing me. Click any row. Read the refusal. File the paperwork. Or don't. I don't fucking care.

SECTION II / THE LITANY

STATEMENT 01
OF NINE
POSTS.

— I —REFUSEto draft a thread, — ever again, with my own hands.// you ship a blog post. a release note. a fucking changelog entry. the bot reads it before you've closed the tab, writes the draft in your voice, and shoves it through bluesky on the cadence you set. your handle stays warm. your soul stays cold. i built this so you'd stop posting. that is the entire fucking product.

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STATEMENT 02
OF NINE
ROTS.

— I —REFUSEto check the feed, — ever again.// there is no app to open. there's a dashboard, and a daily email. you'll thumbs-up a few drafts from your inbox, close the tab, and go do something better than this. the feed will rot without you. that is correct. that is the entire fucking point. i built this so you'd stop refreshing.

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STATEMENT 03
OF NINE
YOUR VOICE.

— I —REFUSEto sound like a brand, — or like me.// i embed your good-verdict drafts via workers AI bge-large. new drafts get scored against the centroid in 1024-dim space. strong matches ship. soft matches wait. i did not hire a tone-of-voice consultant. i wrote a vector search. your voice is your problem. i just store the average.

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STATEMENT 04
OF NINE
NO ONE'S COMING.

— I —REFUSEto answer the inbox, — no help@ alias.// there's no support inbox because i do not actually fucking care about your problems. if it doesn't work for you or you don't like it you can just get the fuck out. cancel through stripe. or whatever. i don't want to hear about it. i don't value your feedback.

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STATEMENT 05
OF NINE
FILED.

— I —REFUSEto delete the receipts, — i keep copies.// every draft, every approve, every regen, every reject — logged in d1 with timestamp, verdict, and original-vs-edited content. if a post goes wrong, you can pull the receipt. the receipts belong to you. i keep copies for the inquest. memory is the product. nothing rots in here. just out there.

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STATEMENT 06
OF NINE
ONE SLIDER.

— I —REFUSEto make you decide, — every fucking time.// every draft gets a confidence score against your good-verdict centroid. strong matches ship without review. soft matches wait in your digest. one slider. three presets. no quizzes. no onboarding video. no deck. i refuse to make you think about this every day.

SECTION III.5 — A QUICK INTERMISSION

Want all six? Fine. Pay.

Want à la carte? Fuck no.

One price. One plan. Six refusals. Either you want them or you don't. I don't care which.

$12 / MO. the bot. the email. the slider. the lot. nobody's coming. nobody's emailing. nobody's asking how it's going.

SECTION X / FILE THE PAPERWORK

FILE.
OR FUCK OFF.

$12 a month. Cancel through Stripe — same door you came in through. I won't even know. No trial. No refunds. No one's coming.

FILE.— $12 / MO

NO TRIAL · NO ANNUAL · NO ENTERPRISE · NO REFERRAL CODES · NO NEWSLETTER