REFUSE.
EST. 2026MANIFESTOFEATURES$12 / MOSIGN IN / GET STARTED
SECTION II / THE LITANY
STATEMENT 04
OF NINE
NO ONE'S COMING.
— I —REFUSEto answer the inbox,no help@ alias.// there's no support inbox because i do not actually fucking care about your problems. if it doesn't work for you or you don't like it you can just get the fuck out. cancel through stripe. or whatever. i don't want to hear about it. i don't value your feedback.
SECTION III · F-04 / HOW THE SUPPORT WORKS

How i stay out of your inbox.

Support is the cost of building software that needs to be explained. I did not build that. You don't need a CSM. You need a posting bot. If something breaks you'll see it in the dashboard. Then you'll fix it or you'll leave. I don't care which.

01

Error.

The cron worker can't post? Dashboard shows: status code, timestamp, the actual error string from Bluesky's API. Plain English. No spinner. I wrote the error message so you wouldn't have to email me.

02

Token.

Your OAuth expired? Dashboard says BLUESKY: RECONNECT. One click. Done. This is the entire user manual.

03

Stripe.

Renewal failed? Entitlement flips off, bot stops, dashboard shows ENTITLEMENT: FALSE. You know exactly what's wrong. Nobody emails you. Nobody calls.

04

Exit.

Stripe portal. One click. Your data soft-deletes; come back later, it's still there. Or don't. I'll cope. I won't email to ask why.

IF YOU NEEDED A CSM,
YOU WANTED HUBSPOT.
i will not chase you. i will not retarget you. i will not fucking ask you why. i am not in the friendship business. the door's that way. it's the same door you came in through. one button. one flow. no concierge. no inquiry. no how-was-the-onboarding email a week later.

SIGNED, MGMTF-04  ◆ NO ONE'S COMING.  ◆ FILED
F-04 / WHAT WE WILL NOT BUILD

Three things we won't bolt on.

A CALENDLY LINK

no. nothing to schedule. nothing to discuss. if you have something to say, post it. i'll read it later. probably.

AN ONBOARDING VIDEO

the intake page is the documentation. it is sub-60-second. if that's not enough video for you, this isn't your kind of product.

AN NPS SURVEY

if i wanted to know how you felt i would not have written this product. i don't value your feedback. that's what the manifesto said.

SECTION X / FILE F-04

FILE THIS.
WITH THE OTHER FIVE.

no support. no email. no chat. no calls. the dashboard is the docs. $12/mo, cancel anytime through stripe — i won't even know.

FILE.— $12 / MO
NO TRIAL · NO ANNUAL · NO ENTERPRISE · NO REFERRAL CODES · NO NEWSLETTER
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