Cron polls, the model writes, the gate scores, the post goes. You're up there in the corner with a strikethrough where your job used to be. That's correct. You did not invent this. I did.
Four steps. One cron worker. Zero notifications. Hand it your RSS once and never check the timeline again. You're not built to. Nobody is. You just thought you were.
RSS, Atom, JSON Feed, sitemap, podcast transcript — anything I can crawl. The cron polls every 8h. I did not build a 'submit a post' UI on purpose. If it's not in your feed, it doesn't exist. Write things. The bot will find them.
Workers AI writes drafts using RAG over the posts you already approved. Not your bio. Not your old marketing copy. Tuesday-you is the corpus. The version of you that posts when you're tired and a little sad.
Cosine similarity vs your good-verdict centroid. Strong matches auto-ship. Soft matches go to your daily digest with one-click buttons. You set the line at /app/settings. Set it once. Don't tune it. You'll tune it wrong.
createRecord on your PDS. Your handle. Your tokens. Logged with timestamp + verdict trail. X / Threads / LinkedIn / Mastodon — when they let bots be bots. I'm not holding my breath. Neither are you.
the dashboard does not surface a vanity metric. the bot does not care if a post landed. i don't care either. if a number told you to be alive, you would already be dead.
the bot already works for you. it does not need a UI to tell you what it's about to do. i refuse to ship a chat box. there's nothing to chat about.
you can edit it at /app/settings. you should not. the default has one good position. tune it and you'll be back here in three weeks asking why your posts sound off. i will not answer.
$12/mo gets you all six refusals. you can't buy the bot à la carte. you can't upgrade. there is no power user tier. one price. one plan. one way out. same way you got in.
FILE.— $12 / MO